Monday, May 18, 2009

THE SMALL DICK MUSCLE MAN

JUST IMAGINE A THE HOTTEST MAN WITH THE MOST AMAZING BODY, AND WITH NOTHING BUT A PENCIL FOR A DICK...AND I MEAN REALLY WHO IS HE KIDDING....I TRIED SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH WHEN HE WENT WITH ME INTO THE VIP ROOM AT THE STRIP CLUB I WORK AT....AT FIRST I WAS LIKE OHHHHH YES ITS SOOOO "VIN DISEL" TIME AND THEN HE PULLED OFF HIS PANTS AND HE HAD NOTHING BUT A BELLYBUTTON FOR A COCK...I LAUGHED SO HARD THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE I COULD DO BUT LAUGH AND HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT HE HAD SUMTHIN 2 WORK WITH AND AS WE COULD SEE HE HAD NOTHING TO WORK WITH....POOR BOY HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A CHANCE, AND I WAS VERY DISSPOINTED IM STILL AT A LOOSE FOR WORDS!
XoXo,
Elise

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

I LOVE TORTURING MY COKE LOVER

OK SO I HAD MY FAVORITE LIL COCK SUCKER CALL ME AND LETS JUST SAY HE WAS A LIL COKED OUT.... AND WELL I JUST LOVVEEEE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM...HE'S LIKE A WELL TRAINED DOG, I LOVE MAKING HIM SHOVE ALL TYPE OF THINGS IN HIS ASS AND MOUTH, HE LOVESSS WHEN I MAKE HIM SHOVE THE END OF THE PLUNGER HIS HIS ASS AND MOUTH WITH LUBE ON IT....AND WHEN I MAKE HIM SHOVE BIG 12INCH THICK COCKS IN HIS MOUTH AND ASS.... MY ALL TIME FAVORITE THING TO MAKE HIM DO IS TO SHOVE 4 "Q-TIPS"WITH ICEY HOTTT ON THEM IN HIS PENIS HOLE AND THEN MAKING HIM HUMP THE CARPET THEN I MAKIN HIM STICK HIS COCK IN A GLASS OF ICE, HAHAHAHAHA TORTURING HIM IS THE HIGH LIGHT OF MY DAY. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ME THEN BABY BY ALL MEANS BRING IT!!!!!!
XoXo
ELISE

Sunday, January 4, 2009

The Hottest Phone/Cam Call EVER!!!


What every SEXY BITCH wants is a fine ass guy to Teezzz N' Pleezzz there pussy rite up until there about to cum and then have them pull back and get you all worked up again until there begging to cum...well that's exactly what i got when my sexy boy called me and asked me if i would mind watching him on cam as well and i said i wouldn't mind..so as he turned then cam on he had it pointing at his face and i had to do a double take at him because i thought he was a Vogue model or something, he was so fucking hotttt so i told him well lets see the whole package...so he slowly moved the cam down towards his penis and I couldn't believe my eyes it was the most beautiful, hard, long, thick penis i have seen in awhile and let me just say it almost made me speechless and trust me the picture does NOT do it justice....so as i listened to him talk me through what he wanted to do to my pussy i used my toys and was so sedated that i actually thought it was his cock in my pussy and ass...not only that i also completely lost it and had 3 orgasms, one after another and all i could say was OMG, OMG, OMGGGG....damn that was sooooo fuckin hotttt!!!!
XoXo,
Elise

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

My Cute Subbie Andreas

I Got a call from my Cute subbie Andreas and let me just say he is such a big MASTURBATOR....he loveeesss going into stores with wet cum spots on his pants, he has yet to fully understand what is expected out of him....he is now in the process of understanding what he is to do through out his day, he is going through steps, 1st being that he must understand that when going to work he is there to work and that is it, he is to go into his lil cubicle with his lil hamster cage and he is to work, he is to do nothing else but work, 2nd he is not look at naked pics of Kennedy and I's "Boobies" *giggle*, 3rd he is not to fanatzie about his nawty little co-worker, 4th He is to take his lunch on time everyday and he is not to cum on his lunch break, 5th he is not to touch himself in the employee bathroom and 6th he is to write me a weekly resport on his progress.
*NOW GET TO WORK SUBBIE, "EVIL LAUGH"*
XoXo,
Elise

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Now This Is Interesting

IM NOT SURE EXACTLY WHAT TO MAKE OF THIS BUT, I HAD THIS GUY CALL ME AND HE TOLD HIM HE HAD ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE HIS DOG FUCK HIM IN THE ASS....I SAID OK I DIDNT REALLY THINK HE WAS GONNA DO IT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HE TELLS ME TO LOG INTO MY YAHOO AND SO I DO, HE SENDS ME A REQUEST TO VIEW HIS WEBCAM AND I ACCEPT THE INVITE AND NEXT THING I KNOW I SEE HIM SUCKING OFF HIS DOG....I MUST ADMIT I WAS IN SHOCKKKKKKKKK...I COULDNT BELIEVE WHAT I WAS SEEING..... AFTER ABOUT 5 MIN OF BEING IN SHOCK I WAS LIKE FUCK IT...SO I TOLD HIM GET ON ALL FOURS AND PUT SUM LUBE ON YOUR ASS SO HE DID, THEN I TOLD HIM TO SPREAD HIS ASS CHEEKS AND ARCH HIS BACK, THE DOG IMMEDIATELY JUMPS ON AND I WAS IN SHOCK THE DOG HAD SUCH GOOD AIM CUZ HE MADE IT RITE INTO HIS ASS...SMALL DICK JIMMY WAS SO HAPPY...I TOLD JIMMY TO STROKE HIS COCK AS THE DOG FUCKED HIS ASS....THE DOG MUST HAVE HIT HIS SPOT BECAUSE, ALL OF A SUDDEN I SEE JIMMY CROUCH DOWN INTO A PRENATAL POSITION AND A BEAUTIFUL CREAM FILLING FLY EVERY WHERE....DAMN I NEW DOGGY STYLE WAS THE SHIT...BUT I NEVER NEW DOGGY DICK COULD BE SOGOOD!!!
XOXO
Elise

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

DONT WANT NO SHORT DICK MAN!!!

OK SO THIS GUY CALLED ME THE OTHER DAY AND HE WANTED ME TO WATCH HIM ON CAM AS HE STROKED HIS COCK....SO I TURNED THE COMPUTER ON AND THE WHOLE TIME I WAS WONDERING WHERE THE CAMERA WAS FACING....SO AS HE'S MOANING AND ASKING ME IF I LIKE HIS HUGE COCK....I ASKED WHERE IS IT? AND HE SAID U DONT SEE IT IN THE CAMERA I SAID NO HES LIKE YOUR LOOKING AT IT, I DIED LAUGHING AT THE FACT THAT HIS COCK LOOKED LIKE A PENCIL I COULDNT BELIEVE A COCK WAS ACTUALLY THAT SMALL...I TOLD HIM I DONT WANT NO SHORT DICK MAN....HE WAS LIKE MISTRESS ELISE IM SORRY WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME 2 DO...I TOLD HIM 2 PUT HIS SMALL DICK IN A CANTALOUPE BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY PUSSY HES GONNA BE GETTIN...HAHAHA....WHAT A PUSSY! XOXO ELISE

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

MY SISSY TRANSVESTITE LOVER

OK SO NORMALLY I WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL WHAT A GUYS IS INTO RITE OFF THE BAT BUT THIS TIMEI WAS SOOOO WRONG…..I HAD KENNETH CALL ME TODAY AND HE SOUNDED SO GORGEOUS I WAS SO MESMERIZED BY HIS VOICE THAT ALL I WANTED HIM TO DO WAS POUND MY PUSSY TILL THE END OF TIME AND EVERYTHING STARTED GETTIN HOTTT AND KINKY, I FELT LIKE I WAS IN HEAVEN AND THEN HE TELLS ME HE LOVES BEING FUCKED BY TRANSVESTITES, AND UNDERANY OTHER CIRCUMSTANCE I WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE FUCK YEAH THATS HOT BUT I WAS SO IN SHOCK THAT I ALMOST CHOCKED. AFTER I CAME TO MY SENSES I GOT SO EXCITED, I WAS HAVING ALL THESE WILD AND KINKY THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD AND I FELT THIS AMAZING RUSH IN MY BODY AS HE SPOKE ABOUT WHAT HE LOVED SO MUCH. HE WANTED TO BE MY LITTLE BITCH , HE WANTED ME TO TAKE EVERY PENNY HE HAD AND HE WANTED TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS AS I SUCKED HIS HUGE COCK….THEN HE WOULD SUCK MY PUSSY AS I ATE HIS ASSHOLE OUT YYYUUMMM HE TASTED SO GOOD I FELT LIKE I WAS GONNA EXPLODE AND THEN IT HAPPENED I HAD A COCK IN MY MOUTH, MY ASS AND MY PUSSY AND I CREAMED LIKE CRAZY ALL THE WHILE HE HAD A COCK IN HIS ASS AND IN HIS MOUTH AS I WAS SUCKING HIM OFF AND BEFORE I KNEW IT, HE SHOT HIS BIG HOT LOAD ALL OVER MY BODY! SUCH AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE
XOXO*ELISE*